*Learning to knit. Secretely I'm on a mission to knit a wonderous city but really, I'm knitting a blanket.
*Co-existing with a spider in the lounge room. His movements are recorded everyday and I fear he is getting closer to my side of the room.
*Sticking my head in the gas oven to light it for my baking adventures. I'm not sure if the taste of the goods beats the risk of death.
*Attending surprise 70th birthday parties only very calmly jumping out at the elderly as sudden noises may result in well, sudden death.
*Watching my sisters belly get bigger every week as the tiny human inside of her grows.
*Learning that a sack of goon is not your friend.
*A trip to Flemington Station at 6am when a bullshit cab driver doesn't listen to directions. Thanks man, I really enjoyed that half an hour ride in your vehicle to get from Pony to North Melbourne.
*Walking in boots lopsided.
*Killing babes.
Killing babes like you won't even know!
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